If you’re one of those nasty moderator types out to zap my entry on your site, come on guys have a sense of humour, this stuff is genuine, your punters need to know …..
It’s likely you are reading this having turned up from one of the endless number of travel forums I’ve been spamming to death over the last week. You really don’t want to know how many there are. I’ve listed some of them in the margin, but I must have signed up to 50 of them, seriously. There’s a few that just zapped me rather unceremoniously, but by and large I’ve been allowed to plug my stuff. I’ve worked out that saying “it’s for charity, have pity” is a dumb move, no one likes a scrounger. It’s better to make out that you’re just looking for travel buddies. The return for my labours has been questionable, though I do appear to have several new recruits. I thought I had a posse of Dutch, but they seemed put off when they realised we wouldn’t be going via Agra (avoid it like the plague btw , and if you do just have to do it then set up camp in Bharatpur and nail it with a surgical strike in a day, I can recommend a beezer spot with the best home cooked food going). I am still on a relentless quest for the missing Germans and Aussies, and I’m sure there’s a quartet of highly audible Israelis we’ve overlooked somewhere.
At least I now turn up at the top of a search for my own site. For a while some insipid child actor was hogging top spot, but I’ve nailed him and his sperm donating antics. I don’t know if I will be able to manage a final burst of futile rubbish before I get to flee this damp, cold, dark island before the horrors of yuletide take grip. So if you do turn up here over the next month bursting with enthusiasm, I’ve gone off to hang out in a jungle with my family for December. Send me a mail, post a comment, start a thread in the place from whence you came, or whatever, I’ll get back to you.
Incredibly my charity still haven’t sorted out a more commission efficient method of processing your hard earned cash. I’ll be back in the New Year to those of you who I know who haven’t had the pleasure of contributing yet, doing the virtual equivalent of the grim reaper stood at the end of your desk wielding a charity form and demanding money with menaces.
**STOP PRESS ** We are finally back in the scrounging business, VirginMoneyGiving are at last on online with our worthy cause, so if you haven’t stumped up yet I’m coming for you well you don’t think I signed up to LinkedIn to make business proposals do you, really ?.